From the mouths of babes...

My son, Thomas has a particular knack for spouting out random phrases and idioms. I have decided at this point they are too great not to share.

Here is just a smattering of some of the things he has told me & my fiancee recently:

* "My mom is not a woman; if she were a woman, she would be fat!"
* "Penguins don't eat apples"
* Our dog likes to bark at my future father-inlaw a lot, so my son's response to her was "Lady, Ruff Ruff yourself!!"
* "Football games are only for boys!"
* My dad decided to tell him that people who know sign language are aliens, so he ran around for a week chanting "My mom's an alien"
* On the same note, he then told my fiancee "My mom's not special, she's an alien! THIS IS NOT A STORY, THIS IS TRUE!!"
* Also, along the same line, he told him; "My mom is a white alien, trust me Mike, trust me. My grandparents told me so!"
* "if you put wood chips in a water bottle, then fill the bottle with water, you have woodchip water."
* "Woodcip water tastes like woodchips"
* "I can run super fast, but not as fast as the midgets!"
* Said while walking the dogs; "Buddy was about to wrap me up like a Christmas present!" (apparently our black lab went around him with the leash)
* Eating dinner one night "Oh, I get it; if we eat hot food we get hot, but if we eat cold food we get cold!"
* One of his more amusing musings: "The President of the United States ONLY eats American food. And never eats Chinese food and never eats Mexican food! Because this is America and we like American Food!!!"
* "Do dogs hate Monkeys?"
* "Strawberrys are the most yummy fruit because they have seeds in them"

That's really just a small sampling of the things that have come out of his mouth recently.  I will be posting more as I compile them.  He keeps us laughing daily with the things he says and I feel so blessed to be his mother