Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Where does he come up with these?

just a few more quips my amazing child has said over the course of the past few weeks:

* "my mom's a human reindeer"

* driving to lunch one fine Sunday:
cr5yo: "my mom buys a lot of different purses. I have seen them in my pictures"
fiancee: "why do you have pictures of your mom's purses?"
Cr5yo: "i have pictures of my mom with different purses & I putted dem on facebook! It's TRUE!" (I've had the same purse for three years now)

* "Guys, there are no bad guys behind us. The coast is clear!"

* "is there a karate place at the airport?"

*cr5yo: "how do people turn into a chicken nugget?"
Me: "i don't know"
cr5yo: "if you eat too much chicken nuggets, then you will turn into one"
...good to know

* "If we were on top of the roof, then we would not have any swimming suits & not jump into the pool. And just relax & not get no towels or nothing"

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